Turning 70 years old is a big milestone that requires an equally as big birthday present! With 70 years of experience up their sleeve, the chances are they’ve already collected almost everything they could ever want.
This can make finding that unique and special gift extra hard. Especially if you’ve just bought them their dream present for their 60th birthday!
To save you the time and effort, we’ve picked the top 70th birthday gift ideas that anyone turning 70 will love.
1. Tiara & Sash
Product Highlights & Features
- The perfect outfit any 70 year old!
- Tiara can also be used as a cake topper
- Let them be the center of attention on their birthday!
- Made from alloy metal & rhinestones
Remind them of the queen they are with this beautiful metal 70th birthday tiara and matching sash. Complete with crystals and rhinestones, the tiara can also be used as a cake topper for the big reveal. The sash measures 32 inches long and the tiara is made from eco-friendly alloy metal.
2. 70 Things To Do When You Turn 70
Product Highlights & Features
- 304 pages of wisdom
- Full of ideas on how to get the most out of life at 70
- Royalties donated to cancer research
- Features advice from over 70 experts
Change their mind and outlook on life with this excellent 70 things to do when you turn 70 book. Featuring 70 (as you guessed) different activities and things to do, this handy bucket list is sure to get anyone excited about their future. Features 304 pages of activities and ideas that will keep them active.
3. Funny 70th Card
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- Hilarious birthday card for any loved one
- Measures 8 inches tall
- Envelope included
- Wish anyone a happy birthday
Looking for the perfect 70th birthday card to celebrate their awesome life milestone? Make them smile with this delightful, funny bunny card. Including a separate envelope to use once you’ve written your message, the inside message reads: “Think of it as being 7 perfect 10’s. Happy Birthday”. The card measures 8 inches tall.
4. Extendable Back Scratcher
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- Extends up to 27 inches
- Includes soft rubber grip
- Super portable
- Made from rust proof metal
- Features bear claw design
Give them a helping hand with this incredibly useful retractable back scratcher. With four in a pack, each one can extend up to 27 inches long to reach any itch they may have. Made from premium metal materials it is both rust-proof and break-proof. Features a retractable design that is portable and convenient.
5. Prescription Coffee Mug
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- Holds 12 ounces
- A funny mug to add to their collection
- Reminds them to take their medicine
- Features funny text on the sides
Help them see the funny side with this hilarious prescription coffee mug! Perfect for anyone who takes a lot of prescriptions or just loves coffee, this mug is shaped and painted just like a prescription bottle. Features a capacity of 12 ounces and is made from ceramic. Comes with a presentation gift box.
6. Toilet Paper Gag Gift
Product Highlights & Features
- American made from recycled paper
- Images printed on every sheet of paper
- Sure to make any loved one smile
- Includes colorful gift box
Remind them of their old age with this funny toilet paper gag gift. Featuring the iconic poop emoji, this toilet paper will be a constant reminder of their age. Made in the USA from recycled paper, this toilet paper is quality stuff with printing on both sides and is biodegradable, and septic tank approved.
7. Memory Mints
Product Highlights & Features
- Excellent gag gift for any senior
- Boost their memory instantly
- Weighs 1.5 ounces
- Strong mints that anyone will enjoy
Does your loved one always complain about how they wish their memory were better? Give their memory a good boost with these appropriately named memory mints. Perfect for seniors, these tinned mints are a great 70th birthday gift idea for anyone who’s in need of a memory boost. Minty and refreshing this tin contains 1.5 ounces of mints to jog their memory.
8. Senior’s Texting Code Mug
Product Highlights & Features
- 11 ounce capacity
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Comes with print on both sides
- Hilarious texting codes for seniors
Get them up to speed on their texting code with this funny senior’s texting code mug. Featuring a range of texting abbreviations on the side, this is sure to get many laughs (especially if they think they are real!). The mug holds up to 11 ounces of liquid and is both dishwasher and microwave safe.
9. Seat Gap Filler
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- Stops keys, money and more from falling down
- Fits in any car
- Includes 2 per set
- As seen on Shark Tank
No matter your age, dropping things down the side of your car seat is annoying, but it’s even worse when you’re 70 years old! Stop cell phones, money, food and everything else from falling down the side of their car seat into the abyss with this drop stop-gap filler. Features expanding foam that fits down the side of any car or vehicle. Their back will thank you later!
10. Back & Neck Heated Massager
Product Highlights & Features
- 8 deep tissue kneading nodes
- Use it anywhere while on the go
- Adjustable speed and direction
- Heats up muscles to relieve tension
Aching joints and muscles are just one of the many things they can look forward to with old ages. Give them some much-needed relief with this portable back and neck heated massager. With heated kneading massage nodes, this massager will relieve any aches, cramps or tension anywhere on their body. Features a range of massage modes and settings that is sure to make them feel younger.
11. 7 Rings Necklace
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- Made from 925 sterling silver
- Comes with beautiful gift box
- Includes 21 inch necklace
- 7 rings for 7 decades alive
What better way to commemorate their impressive birthday milestone than with a very special necklace? Featuring seven individual rings, one for each decade, this beautiful sterling silver necklace is the perfect gift idea for any mom, sister, or best friend. With a 21.5 inch long chain and five-year manufacturer’s warranty, this birthday necklace is the perfect gift for any loved one turning 70.
12. Senior Digital Calendar Clock
Product Highlights & Features
- Spells out the day in large letters
- No abbreviations
- Ideal for anyone with Alzheimer’s
- Can switch between 24 and 12 hour times
- Measures 6.75 inches tall and 8.5 inches wide
For some seniors, remember what day and even what year it is, can be a daily struggle. Help them start their day off right with this huge digital calendar day click. Featuring extra-large writing, the 8 inch calendar clearly displays the day, date, year and time. Perfect for their bedside or around the house, they’ll never forget an important date again.
13. Silver Steel Hand Bell
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- Measures 4 inches tall
- Perfect for anyone who’s bed bound
- Grab anyone’s attention in seconds
- Easy for seniors to use
As a senior, shouting loud can often be a struggle. Stop them from losing their voice every time they need some assistance with this silver steel hand bell. Perfect for signaling that dinner is ready, or to call for help, this bell is great at quickly grabbing the attention of anyone. Measures 4 inches tall.
14. Ministry Of Silly Walks Mug
Product Highlights & Features
- Official licensed Monty Python product
- Dishwasher and microwave safe
- Unlock some of their past memories
- Arrives in sturdy box
For any 70 year old in your life, they’re sure to love this Ministry of Silly Walks mug. A hilarious and popular sketch from Monty Python, this gift is bound to bring back plenty of fond memories of their younger days. Officially licensed merchandise, it features a colorful print all the way around and is both dishwasher and microwave safe. Has a 12 ounce capacity.
15. Digital Hearing Amplifier
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- Includes 2 per pack
- Fast charging
- Lasts around 40 hours per charge
- 2 different hearing options
Hearing loss is a common problem with old age, and at 70 years old, the chances are they’re already experiencing it. Help them understand what you’re saying easier with this handy digital hearing amplifier. This third generation model features a 200 hour battery, 50% more noise reduction and weighs only 0.2 lbs.
16. Old Lives Matter T-Shirt
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- Available in 5 different sizes
- Sizes small to 3XL
- Made from cotton and polyester
- Lightweight and classic fit
Looking for a funny 70th gag gift idea? Look no further than this old lives matter t-shirt! Perfect for any senior, this funny t-shirt is available in five different colors and six different sizes. Suitable for both women and men, the t-shirt is made from cotton and polyester. Machine washable.
17. Folding Garden Kneeler & Seat
Product Highlights & Features
- Perfect for any senior gardener
- Keeps knees comfy while gardening
- Easily foldable for storing
- 330 lbs weight capacity
- Includes two side pouches
What better way to celebrate turning 70 than to tend to your garden and plants? Great for seniors with bad backs and knees, this handy kneeler will make their gardening a breeze. Easy to fold up and store, this kneeler also features tool pouches on each side to hold garden tools. Supports up to 330 pounds while being both sturdy and lightweight.
18. Reacher Grabber Tool
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- 32 inch reach
- Ideal for picking items from the cupboard
- Can grab up to 5 lbs
- Foldable design
- Stops seniors from bending over
If they haven’t already experienced back pains yet, then it’s only a matter of time until they do. Help make their life easier with this super helpful grabber reacher tool. Perfect for picking up items off the floor or high up top, this lightweight tool is perfect for seniors with bad backs, arthritis or carpal tunnel syndrome. Measures 32 inches long and features rubberized textured ends for easy gripping.
19. Seniors Hand Therapy Set
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- Helps improve hand strength and reduces stiffness
- Includes 24 different exercises
- Includes 6 different items
- Perfect for any senior struggling with hand mobility
If your loved one suffers from arthritis or stiff joints in their hands, then they’ll love this hand therapy set. Created to reduce stiffness and pain, the set also increases strength and flexibility in their fingers, hands, and wrists. Complete with a booklet full of 24 different exercises, used regularly this therapy set can have a huge improvement in their condition.
20. Long Handle Shoe Horn
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- Measures 31.5 inches long
- No bending over required
- Made from stainless steel with durable finish
- Classic leather handle grip
At 70 years old, even doing the simple tasks in life like putting your shoes on can be a struggle. This long-handled shoe horn is exactly the help they need in their daily routine. Measuring 31.5 inches long, it’s designed to help put on shoes without ever having to bend over. Made of stainless steel and features a leather handle.
21. Senior Birthday Card
Product Highlights & Features
- Every senior can relate!
- Measures 5 by 7 inches
- Includes an envelope
- Room for a personal message inside
Give them a hint of what’s to come in the next decade with this hilarious birthday card. Featuring a funny incorrect password joke on the front, this is sure to be a relevant joke for any senior who has trouble remembering their passwords! Made in America, this card also comes complete with an envelope. Measures 5 by 7 inches.
22. Ultimate Golf Balls
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- Includes 12 golf balls
- Extraordinary distance with consistent flight
- Ideal for any golf lover
- Help them play their best
What is the one thing every guy does when he retires? Spend all day playing golf of course! If you know someone who’s turning 70 and loves a game of golf, then help him take his game to the next level. Unlike other balls, these golf balls offer extraordinary distance with consistent flight, allowing them to smash their records and make better shots. Available in a range of styles and quantities.
23. Robot Vacuum Cleaner
Product Highlights & Features
- Up to 100 minute battery life
- Very quiet operation
- 1300Pa suction power
- Gets those hard to reach places
- Can be used daily
Old age can be very draining on the body, and they might not have the energy levels they once had. Give them some help around the house with a new bit of technology! This robot vacuum cleaner has a height of 2.83 inches making it ideal to vacuum anywhere. Automatic and intelligent, simply set it off and watch it vacuum the entire house on its own. Also features self charging and multiple cleaning modes for different surfaces.
24. The Beatles Socks
Product Highlights & Features
- 3 pairs of stylish socks
- Each pair contains Beatles designs
- Very colorful and original
- Ideal for any Beatles fan
- Looks great with any outfit
Bring back good memories of their young adult lives with these beautifully designed Beatles socks. The perfect gift for Beatles fans, these socks are sure to cheer them up and have them singing all their greatest hits. With a special collectors box and three pairs included, these socks are available in sizes 5.5 to 12.
25. Grip Jar Opener
Product Highlights & Features
- The perfect gadget for opening any lid
- Easy to mount anywhere
- Made in the USA
- Super easy to use
- Ideal for people with low hand strength
Do you know someone who’s lost their hand strength and struggles to open up jars? Then get this this handy grip jar opener device. Designed to make opening jars a breeze, this grip jar opener is perfect for all sized jars and is super easy to install. Simply install it under any cabinet and slide in a jar when needed. Opens any lid and features quick and easy installation.
26. Tile Object Finder
Product Highlights & Features
- The ultimate object finder
- Ideal for keys, bags and more
- Easy tracking via Bluetooth
- Water resistant
- 60m range
Forgetting where you placed your keys or phone is a constant struggle for every senior. When their memory starts to fade, it can become very frustrating spending hours trying to find those keys! Make their life much easier with this awesome object finder. Simply attach it to an important object and click a button to make a noise to alert them where it is. Features a range of up to 200 feet and is compatible with Siri, Alexa and Google Assist.
27. Fitbit Smartwatch
Product Highlights & Features
- Help anyone track their fitness
- Heart rate monitor, swim tracking, pedometer and more
- Encourage anyone to be more active
- Water resistant to 50 meters
Keeping fit at 70 can be hard to track and manage. Give them some encouragement with this handy Fitbit smartwatch with built-in heart rate monitor, sleep and swimming tracking, Alexa, and music. Perfect for syncing to their cell phone or using on its own, this smartwatch has a 6-day battery life and will provide them with lots of important data about their health. Features a 2 inch touch screen and a range of different colors to choose from.
28. Wine Preservation System
Product Highlights & Features
- Keeps wine fresh
- Can make wine last years after opening
- Essential for wine enthusiasts
- Pour without removing cork
Who doesn’t love wine? Help any wine lover get the most out of their bottles with this must have wine preservation system. Ideal for keeping any bottle of wine fresh, this system pierces the cork and keeps wine fresh when not in use. Powered by argon gas, each capsule can preserve up to 15 ounces of wine. Includes two argon capsules per kit.
Beth Noll
Beth Noll is a gift editor at Gift Observer. She loves shopping for friends and sharing her top gift recommendations on the blog. With 9 years of blogging experience, she's always up to date with the latest trends and best gift ideas.
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